[voice]

[meerkatmama]

I... [trails off, hmms a little] I really have no idea where I am.

I can't go up. There's just sky. Am I supposed to climb a mountain or something? That's crazy. But...

Maybe I should just go back to that forest.

[long bout of silence]

...Which direction was that in...

[a gasp of panic]

Is that a hyena?!

[and then the sound of digging and burrowing]

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[Voice]

[cowardly_hero]

Then it's probably not a good time to tell you I don't know where I am either... Is it?

[Voice]

[meerkatmama]

[now would be a good time for a facepalm, wouldn't it.]

YOU'RE LOST?

TIMON! How could you get lost!?

[what a hypocrite, right?]

[Voice] 1/2

[cowardly_hero]

How could YOU get lost?!

[Voice] 2/2

[cowardly_hero]

Ugh, I should never have listened to that troublesome pixie. 'Explore other worlds. It'll be fun!' What was I thinking?!

[Voice]

[meerkatmama]

[siiiiiiigh. okay. breathe. relax.]

What were you thinking? You could've gotten hurt - [hey, aren't you impressed? she actually stops herself] ...Well, you were looking for your place, right? That's as good as a reason as any to explore...

[even if she still kinda sorta doesn't like it]

[Voice] 1/3

[cowardly_hero]

My place. Our place. Any place.

What I found here was a place beyond my wildest dreams. But... it meant nothing without you, without my friends.

My place is with-

[Voice] 2/3

[cowardly_hero]

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

[Voice] 3/3

[cowardly_hero]

... Just a branch.

Heh heh.

[Voice] 1/3

[meerkatmama]

YOUR PLACE IS WITH WHAT?

WHAT?

[Voice] 2/4 I lied

[meerkatmama]

[oh come on she was on the edge of her metaphoric seat! which in this case would be the opening of her tunnel.

but snakes! OH GOD. HER BABY. DON'T GET BIT. THE POISON COULD KILL YOU. DON'T DIE HONEY, MOMMA'S GONNA COME FIND YOU -]

[Voice] 3/4

[meerkatmama]

A branch.

[she was worried. you're such a terrible son, giving your mother this heart attack!]

A branch.

[Voice] 4/4

[meerkatmama]

[SIGH.]

At least you're okay.

[Voice]

[cowardly_hero]

You too.

You, uh, wouldn't happen to remember how you got to Maraca, would you?

[Voice]

[meerkatmama]

I took a ride in a stranger's pocket.

[they neeeever suspected a thing]

[Voice]

[cowardly_hero]

[Not sure if he's surprised or impressed by this...]

Their pocket? I always went for the head. They don't like it when you ride on their heads for some reason.

[Voice]

[meerkatmama]

So why did for go for their head then, Timon? [if they didn't like it then - oh for the love of...]

[Voice]

[cowardly_hero]

It's the highest point! [And makes him taller than everyone else, duh!]

[Voice]

[meerkatmama]

[..... :|]

...I see.

Be careful of those branches, Timon. You might trip. [she sounds a bit more halfhearted than her normal BE SAFE TIMON voice]

[Voice]

[cowardly_hero]

[Don't get him started on talking to strangers. 'Befriending' Axel was not cool.]

Yeah, I'll watch for 'em...

Are you staying there?

[Voice]

[meerkatmama]

[She still thinks he's an okay guy and Timon was just overreacting. overreacting runs in the family, after all]

I'm already lost... I suppose getting more lost doesn't hurt. Someone said she'd try to figure out what 'floor' I'm on, at least. I didn't ask her name.

[Voice]

[cowardly_hero]

I think I know that zebra. Ate a bad bug or somethin' last I talked to her.

Once I figure out where I am I'll find you. I knew this was a bad idea...

[Voice] 1/2

[meerkatmama]

[Zebra, huh...]

Do you have any idea at all where you are?

[not that she'd know it if he mentioned it]

[Voice] 2/2

[meerkatmama]

[delayed reaction because lol asked Twilight]

She says she's not a zebra!

[Voice]

[cowardly_hero]

You actually...?

[Sigh] Why am I surprised?

[Voice]

[meerkatmama]

You shouldn't call people things that they aren't, Timon. [tsk]